Now you’ve gone, a legacy left behind,
A helluva lot of good, but more than a little bad;
Sure you were depressed and, no doubt, a little sad,
Of course you’d tried, won, lost, it was no fad;
But Robin, and this is tough to say, you were a dad.
Your humorous legacy will no doubt live on,
With heroic sadness now that you’ve gone,
But big guys like you, those with more than ample,
Have got some responsibility to set an example;
Your offspring for starters might think one day they got a bad sample
Of DNA you the best, but people might react without appropriate behest
And go your way when all they needed was a rest;
So all you Hollywood heroes, take a step back
If things go down, cut yourself some slack
Come and chill downunder until you get your cool back.